(Inside Mels room in april of 1978...... Mel and his buddy Bill try to figure out who Mel should ask to prom.....)
Bill: So Mel who do you think your going to ask to prom?
Mel: I'm still pouring over the vital statistics and I should have my final projections ready by Wednesday.
(Gels Hair)
Bill: What the fuck are you talking about, just go with the 1st one that will fuck your weird ass. What about Stacy, the girl from our History class, she seems to like you.
(Gets stone faced look, eyes trans-fixed straight forward)
Mel: Stacy Dreeden 5ft 6in 130lbs Boasts a C cup bra size......(catches breath) posted impressive GPAs of (starts talking way too fast) 2.9, 3.2, 3.4, ....lost her virginity when she was 14...sluttyness makes her a impressive prospect for guys lacking expierence and smoothness....
Bill: Like yoursel.....wait what in the titty fuck was that? Did you really research prom dates?
Mel: Shouldnt everyone do that?
(Gets defensive about position on subject)
Bill: Well Mel not really....this isnt like the NFL draft....most guys like you should really be happy if their not sitting at home masturbating on prom night.
Mel: Whats Masturbation?
Bill: Oh fuck im outta here.....
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