Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Obsevations on the NBA draft lottery







We are live from my room! Upstairs in my house.... throw in some beads and move me one floor up and im Greg Brady!


8:04pm: We start out with a shot of Stu Scott, Jon Barry, Mike Wilbon, and Magic Johnson it kinda looks like the Scott, Barry, and Wilbon are trying to keep their distance from Magic....I wonder why?

8:07pm: ESPN's 3rd string black guy tells us its all about ''seducing lady luck''. I don't wanna see Larry Legend try that.

8:09pm: Magic Johnson's talking about ''playing with men''.

8:11pm: Chris Webber just unsuccessfully tried to buy the #1 pick.

8:12pm: Stu Scott just made a bad Vlade Divac joke then tried to straighten out his crooked eye, tearing every muscle in his face.

8:19pm: Jon Barry just said Kobe has ''the menality of a killer.'' I woulda went with rapist.

8:20pm: Carmello Anthony just gave an interview without an interperter.

8:21pm: Stu Scott fills us in on whats ahead and then yells DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ABOUT TURNING THE CHANNEL!.......i bet he could stare a hole right through us if we did.

8:28pm: Lisa Salters is interviewing David Stern about the WWE-Nuggets
debacle......

Stern: '' If McMahon wants to take us on I will fucking break him.......YOU HEAR ME MCMAHON! I'M CALLING YOU OUT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''

8:30pm: AND IT IS ON!

8:31pm: Lisa Salters lets us no that no twittering was allowed inside the board room that the lottery took place.

8:37pm: mailto:SEXYDSTERN@twitter.com-g it 4 DA knicks''

8:39pm: Jeff Van Gundy hasn't slept since 1988.

8:43pm: From here on ill just hit it pick by pick...

14: Phoenix Suns

13: Indiana Pacers

12: Charlotte Bobcats

11: New Jersey Nets

10: Milwaukee Bucks

9: Toronto Raptors

8: NY Knicks

7: Golden State Warriors

6: Minnesota Timberwolves

5: Washington Wizards (fuckkkk)

4: Sacramento Kings (hahahahaha)

3: Okalhoma City Thunder

2: Memphis Grizzlies

1: LA Clippers

8:53pm: So id say theres a 100% chance theyre takin Thabeet.


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