Hi, I'm Peyton Manning you might remember me from such annoying, overplayed commercials as Sprints '' 6-5 230 rocket arm'' and XBoxs highly unsuccessful ''NFL Fever'' commerical. Today I'd like to talk to you about lubrication, no not for your car......(Ushers children away)
Is your love life lacking in the old spark? Is your old ball & chain not reacting the same way she used to feeble love-making attempts (Makes Manning-Face) Are you having problems getting your adult dick in your underage girlfriend?
Try Peyton Mannings '' Always Good'' Dicking Jelly
(Turns and throws ball through hoop)
'' No matter the circumstances you'll always be able to get it in.''
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