So 6 posts in the month of May eh?.......Yes, I have begun blogging bi-weekly since school let out.Not because im soo busy or anything, trust me im not. Its just between reading ESPN, Deadspin, KSK, Twitter and listening to Adam Carolla's podcast.......my mind gets too polluted. So I harkened back to my pro wrestling roots and decided I need a gimmick, something to do when the wheels aren't turning so fast, this will be like Mick Foley pulling Socko out...cheap jokes...dumb fun....also this will end my constant ''did u see the semen joke!'' questions from now on out.......so lady(you know who you are) and gentlemen.......The Headlines(with dick jokes!)
The Headlines(with dick jokes!)
6/2/09
1.Memphis notified of Rose's SAT in 2008
- You mean to tell me John Calipari could've done something dishonest? Noooooooooo!
2. Phil Mickelson to return June 11 in Memphis
- Good to see another set of tits is gonna be back on the men's tour
3. Tom Brady's doc impressed with QB's rehab
- He's also impressed with how quickly Brady Quinn's rugburns heal
4. Vince Young wants to play or move on
- Kerry Collins just tryed to bomb VY's church
5. Tennesse Vols QB Jonathan Crompton received death threats in 2008
- To be fair he did go 5-7 last year....im just sayin...
and now......
THE BIG HEADLINE!
Manning adjusting to new-look WR corps
This story is a pre-emptive effort to makes excuses when Eli Manning sucks this season. Look he had a 57 year Amani Toomer last year and Plaxico ''the stereotype'' Burress. I know thats not much, but this story seems to suggest that they should've traded for a stone-handed Braylon Edwards( do these fuckers watch football! This guy is more useless than the guy that Donte Stallworth hit!) or Anquan ''Baby T.O.'' Boldin. Look at what Eli has at wideout this year.
This years 1st rounder and WVU Rapist Hakeem Nicks
2006 2nd rounder Sinorice Moss
2007 2nd rounder Steve Smith
2008 3rd rounder Mario Manningham
This years 3rd rounder Ramses Barden
(allow me to rant on ESPN a lil)
WHO GIVES A FUCK! YOU FUCKING MANNING-LOVING COCKSUCKERS! HES GOT 5 GUYS THAT WERE 1ST DAY PICKS! OOOOOOHHHH NOOOO WHATS POOR FUCKIN ELI GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS TALENT! HEY I'VE GOT AN IDEA LETS THROW SOME NAMES OUT OF GUYS WHOSE TEAMS DONT WANT THEM AND HAVE'T BEEN THAT GOOD FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS! THAT WAY WHEN ELI THROWS 3 INTERCEPTIONS INTO THE WIND WITH HIS PUSSY ASS ARM WE CAN BLAME IT ON THE BEST FUCKING GM IN THE LEAGUE FOR NOT TRADING FOR THESE USELESS PRIMA DONNA FUCKS!
(that was orgasmic)
Things are gonna pick up on this little street corner, keep reading and thanks for the support.
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