A Revolutionary Mailbag Part 1

(Unless you play middle infield, sorry Jose!)

So since I am suffering from what real writers call ''brainsallfuckedup'', I've decided to put the onus on you(points) the reader. So heres what happened.....

Q:"EA Sports' NCAA football 10 has "Road to Glory with Erin Andrews"... Please give us all you

know about this so-called "road" and whether it is infected or not"

Jim in Denver

A: Ah a question about the sideline princess herself. For those of you unaware Erin Andrews is the hot chick ESPN places on the sidelines in a feeble attempt to get 18-35 year old men to watch college football. She also covers the College World Series, which explains why I get an erection anytime I walk in a Dick's Sporting Goods.(PING!) I hope. To answer your question about her ''Road to Glory''. I would imagine it starts with some light ESPN banter, perhaps a few questions about whether she got Harold Reynolds fired. She'll laugh it off, but you'll know it's a ''yes''. Then after some more chit-chat you''ll ask ''Do you want to take roofies and come back to my place for some emotion-less sex?'' She'll laugh it off, but you''ll know its a ''yes''. Then you''ll roofie her. I imagine the next block on the ''Road to Glory'' is shaven and pink, possibly piecred,if thats what your into. Whether its infected? You'd have to ask David Wright.....or Rey Maualuga....or The entire 2007 Oregon State baseball team.....or Suzy Kolber.

Q:Who is the worse organization? Nats or Pirates?

Billy in Ann Arbor

A: This is a tough question, given my passion for the Nats. Like any relationship this passion can go one of two ways. Johnny and June Cash- loving, supportive and long lasting or Andre Rison and Lisa ''Left Eye'' Lopes- HateFucking and Burning Down Mansions. So i'll answer it from both sides of my brain.

Cash Side: The Pirates are certainly the worse organization. What other organization has been completely inept and given more ''fuck-yous'' to their fans than the Pirates? Plus, its a known fact that God hates Pittsburgh and the Pirates are his way for making up for the Satans deathgrip on the NFL.

Setting Back Their Race 200 years side: FUCKIN NATIONALS! YOU KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T MAKE ANY FUCK YOU TRADES? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD PLAYERS! NATIONALS PARK IS A FUCKING TOURIST ATTRACTION ON PAR WITH THE NATIONAL FUCKING PETTING ZOO AND THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM/SHOOTING RANGE! FUCK!

Verdict: Well that was rational, I guess it comes down to the Nyjer ''don't mispronounce my name cracker'' Morgan/ Sean Burnett for Lastings Milledge/Joel ''suck'' Hanrahan trade and whether the Nats sign Stephen Strasburg. Right now, GO NATS!

Q:What is your detailed solution to fix the BCS?

Bill in Morgantown

A: Dissolve the Big 10.