Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Tired Tired Stu




So i've gotten 4hrs of sleep since Sunday, in a REAL great place mentally.....



The Headlines

06/03



1. Memphis Tigers find no proof Rose cheated on SAT.


-(calls bullshit)


2. Rangers OF Hamilton goes on DL with abdominal strain


- (heroin joke/starts singing rehab)


3. Stern wants chat with LeBron on snub


- Tomorrows headline ''LeBron found dead in NY Apartment owned by NBA Commish Stern''


4. Ochocinco calls 08 an embarassment


- And 07-86


5. Sharapova out in French Open


- Crosses ''French Open'' off of things i could possibly jerk it to


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