- Was throughly entertained once we got on the metro by 2 guys that thought they were Jason Whitlock and Michael Wilbon.....except they spoke ebonics.
2. Homeless(assumeing) black guy smelling of booze, singing hymns on the metro....we tryed not to laugh and failed miserably.
3. They metro is scary.
4. Fuck theres alot of Cubs fans here.
5. Nationals park is very nice.
6. But not nice enough for me to spend 40.00 on a hat.
7. But 12$ on a pair of sunglasses seemed good.
8. So the highlight of the night- myself, Matt, and Combsie are standing near where the Nats pre-game show is filmed....Johnnie Holliday is there looking very professional and elf-like.....5 mins til 6 and Ray Knight is nowhere to be found.....I start cracking the Ray Knight jokes quicker than you can say ''back,back,back,back''....then all of a sudden....I feel someone coming from behind me.....and then I see him......HOLY FUCKING SHIT MOTHER FUCKER RAY KNIGHT CAME WITHIN A HALF INCH OF CLOTHESLINEING ME! OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDD! My mind is raceing.....1st of all hes huge....much bigger than I thought he was(thats what she said)......Did someone link him my blog?.....Is he going to punch me?....Will he atleast ask me who Skip is 1st?.....Im stunned....Fucking stunned for atleast 2mins.....I see him goofily hugging some elderly gentlemen who probably wondered why the Bill Clinton impersonator was hugging him.....then it hit me what happened....He can't wave and walk at the same and almost ran into me.....Holy Fucking Shit.
9. I have a secret for you.....listen closely....a ''Nats Dog'' is just a plain hotdog.
10. / Buys 7.50$ beer
11. Lil kid that looks like ''Ronnie'' from Role Models sang the National Anthem, was very, very good.
12. Jesus Tits theres alot of Cubs fans here.
13. Jordan Zimmerman is going to be very good when they actually let him throw more than 90 pitches.
14. Ryan Zimmerman is ''With Leather''
15. Milton Bradley sucks.....at life.
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