(not pictured: roofies)
Offense: The 2nd best passing attack in the NFL, however it is offset by the complete lack of a running game. The addition of Beanie Wells should help. However, I believe that drafting someone with a nickname of Beanie is bound for some problems. Larry Fitzgerald will make up for Anquan Boldin playing like a little bitch because he didn’t get traded. Kurt Warner will still be old, Brenda Warner will once again be hot, and Matt Linehart will be bonging beers on the sideline.
Defense: The Cardinals don’t have an impressive D-line or linebackers, and the secondary isn’t that great either. Every game will be a shoot out, unless the are playing the Rams.
Overall: I see the Cardinals finishing 2nd in their division this year. They got on a hot streak in the playoffs after sucking....... no...... blowing....... no...... inhaling a dick to finish the regular season. It wont happen again.
Predictions:
BS: 8-8
JS: 8-8
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