(Oh this is gunna be good!)Offensive Outlook: Oh how things have changed.....OUT: The Best Young QB in football.....IN: The mother fucking NeckBeard! Yes, ladies and gentlemen the tune has changed at the QB position in Denver. From AFI to ZZ Top. From Donnie Darko to a Hardcore Porno. From a wrist cutting diabetic so naturally talented he almost took Vanderbilt to a bowl game in college, to a Jack Daniels chugging..... co-ed fucking..... throws like a girl Purdue alum, who only attended that school because ''Boilermakers'' were the reason for his conception. Enjoy Denver while you can......you just traded for the John Belushi of QB's.
Defensive Outlook: Hey Denver, guess who the next team is that will blindly attempt to switch to the 3-4? That's right YOU! Enjoy watching Robert Ayers try to cover Antonio Gates, and hey if you need a nose tackle i've heard Dusty Rhodes is available, hes fat!
Offseason: HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT.......this was a cluster-fuck I cannot even describe. Josh McDaniels comes in and decides, ''You know what I have a team that has a great offense and a defense that is a few players away.......LET'S BURN THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND.....HEY, CUTLER......YOU SULKING FUCK!.....FUCK YOU!......I WON WITH MATT FUCKING CASSELL.....I CAN WIN WITH A QB WHO IS LEGALLY RETARDED!''.....and if that wasn't enough Brandon Marshall, a man(uses term loosely) who once fell through a tv while eating McDonalds, is still around and unhappy and ''disrespected'' as ever. They only way this can get worse is if 1st rounder Knowshon Moreno fathers 12 children and traffics blow to pay for it! I'd almost feel bad for Eddie Royal, if he hadn't gone to Virginia Tech.
Predictions:
JS: 2-14
BS: 3-13
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