(not pictured: guns that were used to take their own lives)Offensive Outlook: Well the QB battle goes between Daunte Culpepper and Matthew Stafford. Im praying that Stafford plays just to see him get knocked on his ass a lot. The only bright spot that the Lions have is Calvin Johnson, who every day marks another day off of his calendar til when he becomes a free agent and gets out of football hell aka Detroit.
Defense: Did you know that as a team last year, the Lions only got 4 interceptions? i mean 4! You could sit Ethan Albright in the secondary and he would get more interceptions. I honestly can't name one defensive player on the Lions without looking. So in other words, they are in for some trouble.
Offseason: Well after last season's 0-16 debacle, the Lions still proved that they suck by drafting Matthew "i love to press kegs over my head, but thats all i'm good for" Stafford.
Predictions:
BS: 3-13(for the next 10 years)
JS: 3-13(forever)
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