(not pictured: a big black dildo from the love cruise)
For as long as I live, I will remember two things about the Minnesota Vikings: The Love Cruise and Randy Moss. The Love Cruise is one of those moments where I wish I could have been there, just to see Fred Smoot, dildo in hand....... double penetrating two strippers with a smile on his face yelling "Lets get freaky you bitches!" Anyways, on to the preview......
Offensive Outlook: They have Adrian Peterson aka Purple Jesus who after having a spectacular but quiet college career, has emerged into the top running back in the league. He gets his touches and will carry this team. They now have Jackson and Sage Rosenfels as their QB's so instead of talking about receivers, i'm going to talk about Peterson more because he is their offense. Did i mention that he can go between the tackles just as much as outside?
Defensive outlook: They have the fat Williams twins, crazy fuck Jared Allen, and a very good secondary. The linebackers aren't spectacular but they make their fair share of plays.
Offseason: Brittfarrrrr is coming to 'Sota????? The only other big move is drafting Percy Harvin, a wr,rb,kick returner. he's fast. Thats about all i can say.
Predictions:
BS: 11-5
JS: 9-7
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