Tuesday, July 14, 2009

32 Teams in 16 Daze- New Orleans Saints

(Your moms a Saints fan)
Offensive outlook: The Saints have the most exciting offense in football. With Drew Brees, Marques Colston, #1 Running Back ''lucky'' Pierre Thomas and # 2 Running Back Reggie ''My girlfriend got harpooned on a sex tape and I suck at football'' Bush.....the Saints will put up huge numbers.
Defensive outlook: The D-line, with ends Will Smith and Charles Grant, and the 3 DT rotation of Sedrick Ellis, Kendrick Clancy and Rob Coleman, is pretty fucking good. The linebackers are not flashy but make the tackle. However, the secondary is absolute horseshit, Jason David couldn't cover Billy Mays.
Offseason: The Saints had a mixed bag of an offseason. Bush continued banging Kim Kardashian, Lance Moore re-signed, and they drafted Ohio St. CB Malcom Jenkins, who may be able to cover someone. However not enough reinforcements were brought in for the secondary and Jeremy Shockey had to be hospitalized after getting shit-faced in Vegas. No floods though!
Predictions:
JS: 13-3
BS: 11-5

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