The AL All-Stars!

I tend to have very boring 4th of Julys. Bright shiny fireworks don't really excite me. The Nathan's hot dog eating contest is fucking retarded and kinda gay. Think about it, a bunch of asian twinks shoving long meat in their mouths. Yea, lil gay. One exciting thing thats coming up......The All Star Game! So useing my scientific formula of relentless love/hate for certain players and teams.....i've formulated both all-star teams....every MLB team represented........

AMERICAN LEAGUE

CATCHER:

1. Joe Mauer (MIN)

2. Victor Martinez (CLE)

3. Kurt Suzuki (OAK)

1st Base

1. Justin Morneau (MIN)

2. Miguel Cabrera (DET)

3. Russell Branyan (SEA)

2nd Base

1. Ben Zobrist (TB)

2. Aaron Hill (TOR)

SS

1. Jason Bartlett (TB)

2. Derek Jeter (NYY)

3rd Base

1. Evan Longoria (TB)

2. Brandon Inge (DET)

3. Chone Figgins (LAA)

OF

1. Torii Hunter (LAA)

2. Ichiro Suzuki (SEA)

3. Carl Crawford (TB)

4. Adam Jones (BAL)

5. Jacoby Ellsbury (BOS)

6. Shin-Soo Choo (CLE)

PITCHER

1. Zack Grienke (KC)

2. Felix Hernandez (SEA)

3. Edwin Jackson (DET)

4. Justin Verlander (DET)

5. Mark Buehrle (CWS)

6. Kevin Millwood (TEX)

7. Roy Halladay (TOR)

8. Mariano Rivera (NYY)

9. Joe Nathan (MIN)

10. David Aardsma (SEA)

11. Brian Fuentes (LAA)

12. Andrew Bailey (OAK)