(Pictured:My Influences)
The Blogger:
Age: 22-35
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: ''Glue'' White
Writes About: Matt Lineharts drunken escapades, Their favorite team, Tom Bradys Bastard child, Mike Vicks Herpes.
Will rant endlessly about: ESPN.....Erin Andrews.....Lindsay Lohans Dissapearing boobs
Often heard saying: ''MOM...THE MEATLOAF!...FUCK!''
The Mainstream Sports Writer:
Age: 40-100
Gender: Male(mostly)
Ethnicity: White, but lets not talk about race.
Writes about: Your star players current slump, your star players contract, how good the team looks in training camp/spring training, coffee (Peter King Only).
Will rant endlessly about: Blogs, Steroids, Lazy ''Rap Culture'' Athletes(black).
Often heard saying: WHY DO THE FANS NOT CARE ABOUT STERIODS!!!!!!! HOW COULD THEY SUPPORT CHEATERS?????? WHY! YOU NEED TO CARE BECAUSE I CARE DAMN IT!
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