(Pictured Mark D. in 10 years)I like the fact that my friends seem to think im a comedy wizard. Its much better than them thinking im a self-depriciating fat-ass who shoulda flunked out of college by now. One reader took it upon himself to send me several questions to get my Yoda-like take on. If you have any important questions you need answered...send them to me.
Q:Who hates there job more.... Ray Knight, who does the pre-post game show and has to try to put a spin on how(not) fucking horrible the Nationals are or Rob Dibble who actually has to do the play by play and watch that shit live and try not to kill himself?
A: This is a tough one, I watch the post-game for Ray Knights incredibly professional and in-depth commentary. I would have to say Dibble. To quote my youngest brother, (who watches no baseball and may be adopted) after seeing Dibble on T.V.......''He looks divorced.''
Q: Who had the best Mustache in the 1980's in the Major Leagues? There are so many to pick from Rollie Fingers to Keith "Majic Luggie" Hernadez. I just want your two cents on it.
A: This came from Keith Hernandez's Wikipedia page. ''Hernandez admitted that he never wore eyeblack while playing because he had high cheekbones. Hernandez felt his mustache reduced glare thereby eliminating the need for eyeblack.'' So yea, Hernandez's coke filled mustache takes the cake.
Q:Shaq or Michael Jordan? Who had the better movie? Space Jam or Kazam?
A: Oh it isn't even close. Space Jam was in my summer movie rotation for a few years. I think the real question is who was the better co-star, Patrick Ewing or Da Brat?
(Speaking of Space Jam, shouldn't this movie be re-made now? LeBron in the MJ role. Ron Artest, Dwight Howard, Nate Robinson, Dirk Nowitski, and Yao Ming in the roles of Barkley, Ewing, Bogues, Johnson, and Shawn Bradley. Comedic Gold!)
Q: Who is the better Rapper? Shaq or Ron Artest? (You can not hold the free style Kobe hows my ass taste against him either).
A: Hold it against him? In my book giving us the line ''Hows my ass taste!'', for video game shit-talking puts Shaq ahead.
Q: If you could adapt a moment is sports where fighting occured(minus boxing) and make it a WWE finishing move what would it be.1) Nolan Ryan head lock beating Robby V's ass) Ron Artest chair throw?3) Bill Lambeeer! Just Bill Lambeer in general in the late 80's.)Tanya Kitaen beating up Chuck Finley in the late 90's 5) Last but not least Sir Charles throwing a cop threw a window.
A: Artests chair throw is the only thing that could keep the Undertaker down, however each of these remind me of a particular wrestling moment.
1) Ric Flair's trademark Headlock and Punch....WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
2) Sabus trademark chair throw.
3) Mick Foley in the 90's.
4. The night Chyna beat HHH on RAW.
5. Shawn Michaels super-kicking Marty Jannetty through a window on an episode of ''The Barber Shop.''
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