(I CAN'T-REACH-REMOTE!)So last night I attempted to attend a low-A baseball game. I got my ticket for free, got my ''Thirsty Thursday'' wristband.....and walked into a fucking High School Reunion. As people tend to do when they get around the group they grew up with, I reverted back to age 18 mentally, making dick jokes, laughing harder at them than anyone else, and drinking heavily. I've changed so much. With all that said its time to rock some questions.......
Q:Who should start on the mound for the AL and NL in the All Star game?
Justin in Inwood
A: For the AL: Zach Greinke, if his anti-depressants are strong enough for that stage.
For the NL: Tim Lincecum, are we all comfortable that the best pitcher in baseball looks like the 8th grader from ''Dazed and Confused''?
Q:Who will be the next manager to get fired?
Justin in Baltimore
A: Are you doing Ken Rosenthal's legwork now? What Manny Acta wasn't fired? Oh go fuck yourself Rosenthal you fuckin asshole! Go suck off Raul Ibanez a lil more your mouth isn't full yet!
(To answer your question, Bud Black or A.J. Hinch.)
Q: is troy akman gay?? however you spell his name?
Logan in Hedgesville
A: Yup, these are my readers....
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