Saturday, August 8, 2009

DRUNKEN THOUGHTS 8/8/09

(In an effort to prove im good in any condition, heres my drunken thoughts.
Fuck Peter King.)

- I think Michael Crabtree is only holding out because hes a pussy.
- I think any beer pong shot ''off the dick'' is hilarious.
- I think that we need to get rolling on the nfl previews again soon,
- I think blogging would be a great career if it paid better.
- I think radio is the right career choice for me, I never shut up.
- I think the Nationals are headed in the right direction.
- I think Stephen Strasburg has more bust potential than a 1st wet dream.
-I think I will retract that statment from the record if he does sign with the Nats.
-I think drunkenly drinking a 5hr energy drink instead of just passing out was a bad idea, but not like the kind of bad idea that results in an abortion.
I think i'll go play video games now.
(masturbates furiously)

Sunday, August 2, 2009

A special message from......SHARK


Whats up muther fuckers! Goddamn im drunk! You know why im drunk? You better know why! ITS MUTHER FUCKIN SHARK WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been drinkin Land Shark and hittin every piece of sweet shark pussy thats come my way!
(Eats semi-attractive teenager)
So out of the kindness of my heart, and to promote my mouther-fuckin week, i've decided to promote this blog for Stu. He'll be back when......well I actually dunno when he'll be back, prolly some time after mother fucking SHARK WEEK! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!